spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

(via rawesomesauce)

THICK THIGHS AND DARK EYES

(Source: ogkingmusa, via rawesomesauce)

  • me: *sees somebody watching anime*
  • me: haha nerd
  • me: *goes home and watches anime*

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via pierced-fattie)

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

(Source: yodiscrepo, via drdawg)

mooneyedandglowing:

lalalaindigo:

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

This is great

Ain’t nothing in the world like British wit.

(Source: iraffiruse, via lauren-vogt)

domesticsexgoddess:

Damn!
  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man
ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

(via notenuf)

0-loser-0:

i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

flowerlulu:

yamixyugishipping:

the-hatred-machine:

karmakrazey:

the-winchester-initiative:

orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

fast-lifee:

headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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(.-.) what the actual fuck

(Source: eoyama)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via trust)

irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

(via catniptheninja)

m0rethanw0rdsexplain:

Oh shnapppp

m0rethanw0rdsexplain:

Oh shnapppp

(Source: oomshi, via catniptheninja)